Hey there. Welcome back.
Today is a big day. Yes indeedy. Today is a big day because today I am confused.
Hooray! I hear you say. I can tell you’re literally hopping with excitement over this new development.
No, really, today I am going to ask a series of questions. I woke up feeling a little not-informed. About a few things. This is hard to explain, but I’m not really sure what I’m confused about. I think I might have had a dream that I don’t remember, and then I woke up and the questioning feeling stayed with me but not the actual question that was in the dream. Or something.
So, in light of me not knowing what the question is but still requiring an answer, I’m going to make up some questions and you should answer some of them as best you can in the comments. If an answer satisfies me then I’m pretty positive my confusion will dissapate. Please? For my sanity. You love me, don’t you? For sure you do.
So, here we go:
- How many roads must a man walk down?
- Where is he going?
- Why isn’t he a woman?
- What happened to my watch?
- Why don’t I have enough t-shirts but still too many?
- Who are Mother Nature’s children?
- Do they have a father?
- Does Mother Nature get a Mother’s Day present?
- Why is KFC adverstising a Mother’s Day gift meal?
- Who are my friends?
- What is intimate about a kiss?
- How do you measure personality?
- Why can”t I fly?
- Can you own a rainbow?
- Where is the Bermuda Triangle?
- When can I see Avatar?
- Does love really trump hate?
- Will Mario ever die (that creepy old man is immortal)?
- How deeply can you pick your nose?
- What do I want to be when I grow up?
I think 20 questions are enough for you guys to deal with. Please answer a few! I need answers.
Live long and prosper (unless you’re Mario – geez, stop hitting on Princess Peach, she’s too young for you) -
xx
Za
Tags: confused, dream, Mario, Mother Nature, Princess Peach, questions, rainbow
How many roads must a man walk down? 8
Where is he going? to Aldi to pick up one or more of the following: overhead projector, zimmerframe, collapsible rainwater tank, fiddle, Moroccan flavouring, capsicums.
Why isn’t he a woman? because he can’t borrow my glasses, and my glasses are girly.
What happened to my watch?
“Even a stopped watch tells the right time twice a day” – Withnail & I
Why don’t I have enough t-shirts but still too many? Grow another head then re-visit the question.
Who are Mother Nature’s children? One son. Go to Beatles’ White Album, 1968. Also covered by Harry Nilsson about a year later.
Do they have a father? According to Harry Nilsson’s song “1921″, his grandfather AND his father both buggered off to join the circus, leaving the family to fend for themselves. Or maybe it was his father and him. Anyway, be afraid should the circus ever come to town, but only if you have a beard.
Does Mother Nature get a Mother’s Day present? pack of fags
Why is KFC adverstising a Mother’s Day gift meal? Kurdish Football Club? Not sure, but I guess Kurdish football players have mothers too.
Who are my friends? the north, south, east and west winds. that’s four friends, so be happy and shut up.
What is intimate about a kiss? the lead-up
How do you measure personality? with a big stick
Why can”t I fly? lazy
Can you own a rainbow? Me personally? No. I have no room in the house and no back yard.
Where is the Bermuda Triangle? Istanbul
When can I see Avatar? Just imagine you’ve seen it then you won’t need to.
Does love really trump hate? only in cheesy American films and never in gritty English dramas. Seen “The Street” recently? Yikes.
Will Mario ever die (that creepy old man is immortal)? yes
How deeply can you pick your nose? If I could pick my nose it would be smaller and not so porous.
What do I want to be when I grow up? A kid
1. there are 6 acceptable answers for this. but i’ll go with as many as it takes. which is of course a non definitive answer. or maybe i’ll go with 42, which is the answer to everything about life.
but more realistically, the bermuda triangle is a region in the western part of the atlantic ocean.
2. the direction he’s going in.
3. why isn’t a woman a man?
4. you decided to reset it. however that works. o_O
5. because you looked in your closet full of clothes and saw nothing to wear.
6. the original prototypes of the world.
7. probably not. mother nature was never a big fan of sexual reproduction. LOL i’m just kidding! xD but nahh, i still think that they didn’t have a father.
8. no. instead, she gets her trees cut and burnt down, her atmosphere polluted, and her world full of hate and angst.
9. because society in general has become more and more unhealthy, and KFC is using that to their advantage.
10. the people who don’t/didn’t stray away from you and made it into both your past and present. and who you think will make it to your future.
11. the feelings that made it happen in the first place.
12. by your own standards and restrictions.
13. because nobody has discovered fully how to yet. physically.
14. yes but no. you can because you can pretty much own anything you like if you try to make it happen, but no because it’s pretty much impossible to catch a rainbow no matter how far you chase it.
15. in movie world.
16. you can still see it at greater union/event cinemas. they’re screening it for the last time in 3D for $12 only! as for times, it depends on which cinema you go to, but they’re mostly in the arvo. or maybe you can just scratch all that and rent/buy it on dvd and watch it tonight.
17. nup. love and hate can’t live without one another. you can’t love something unless you have a standard for what you consider hate, and vice versa.
18. according to this: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_Mario_Die he does.
19. probably deeper than i think i can, but i’m not game enough to try. xD
20. a psychologist.
#18 – wicked!
1. How many roads must a man walk down?
None, but he can choose to walk down as many roads as he wants.
2. Where is he going?
That depends on which road he chooses to walk down.
3. Why isn’t he a woman?
Because he’s a man.
4. What happened to my watch?
You still have’t found it? Well then somebody else is probably wearing it right now.
5. Why don’t I have enough t-shirts but still too many?
Perhaps that’s a case of too many in quantity but not enough in quality.
6. Who are Mother Nature’s children?
We all are.
7. Do they have a father?
Yes, Father Nature.
8. Does Mother Nature get a Mother’s Day present?
She doesn’t think she’s getting a present, but she might be in for a surprise.
9. Why is KFC advertising a Mother’s Day gift meal?
To target the lazy children. Hey, may be I’ll surprise Mother Nature with a KFC meal.
10. Who are my friends?
The ones who love you.
11. What is intimate about a kiss?
The closeness of the friendship behind it.
12. How do you measure personality?
By comparison to your own.
13. Why can’t I fly?
You’ve only got one Wing.
14. Can you own a rainbow?
All the beauty of the world is yours. They’re just not yours exclusively, ‘cos part of the beauty is in the sharing, more often than not with friends.
15. Where is the Bermuda Triangle?
Near Bermuda.
16. When can I see Avatar?
Today. Go now.
17. Does love really trump hate?
Call me cheesy but if I had to pick, I’d pick love every time.
18. Will Mario ever die (that creepy old man is immortal)?
He dies, he just comes back to life again when you restart the game.
19. How deeply can you pick your nose?
Second pinky knuckle.
20. What do I want to be when I grow up?
A shining star.
1. Waitara to home – 5.
2. Home (see above).
3. His gender identification is quite stable, thank you very much. Even though he likes Mika.
4. You left it at school, I do believe.
5. Too many Tshirts is never enough.
6. You, me and everybody.
7. Nope. Mother nature is an autogamous hermaphrodite.
8. I’ll be pissed off if she does.
9. Because people seriously think all Mum wants is a day off cooking. Ha!
10. The people you trust with your secrets and your heart.
11. Everything.
12. With a flexible ruler.
13. You can. I keep telling you that.
14. Can you own a rainbow?
15. Where is the Bermuda Triangle?
16. Whenever you like. It’s out on Blueray now. But I wouldn’t bust a gut if I were you.
17. Every time. Every. Single. Time.
18. Not yet (I checked the smh obits, just in case).Will Mario ever die (that creepy old man is immortal)?
19. Not as deep as Wa.
20. Loved.
I forgot 15!
It’s where the Lost Island is. I’m hoping the last couple of episodes will confirm this.
xx
Ma
Dammit – 14 also. Can you tell I’m stressed?
Yes. Also – CAKE!
1. How many roads must a man walk down?
One. It’s pre-ordained. he just has to walk it
2. Where is he going?
Maybe someone knows. But he doesn’t
3. Why isn’t he a woman?
Each woman has a road to walk also. But hers is up.
4. What happened to my watch?
no idea.
5. Why don’t I have enough t-shirts but still too many?
You’re too fussy?
6. Who are Mother Nature’s children?
You’re into animism?
7. Do they have a father?
The fecundity of The Mother is sufficient
8. Does Mother Nature get a Mother’s Day present?
No.
9. Why is KFC advertising a Mother’s Day gift meal?
KFC know that we all feel guilty that we owe her.
10. Who are my friends?
We are never entirely sure.
11. What is intimate about a kiss?
Well, you have to get pretty close.
12. How do you measure personality?
Personalities aren’t measured.
13. Why can”t I fly?
You can.
14. Can you own a rainbow?
You can share a rainbow.
15. Where is the Bermuda Triangle?
Near Bermuda?
16. When can I see Avatar?
Who cares.
17. Does love really trump hate?
Yep. Hate is noisy but love is strong.
18. Will Mario ever die (that creepy old man is immortal)?
Who’s Mario?
19. How deeply can you pick your nose?
All the way to your brain.
20. What do I want to be when I grow up?
No one wants to grow up.
you still have seen Avatar
*haven’t