Hey there. Welcome back.
Today is a big day. Yes indeedy. Today is a big day because today I am confused.
Hooray! I hear you say. I can tell you’re literally hopping with excitement over this new development.
No, really, today I am going to ask a series of questions. I woke up feeling a little not-informed. About a few things. This is hard to explain, but I’m not really sure what I’m confused about. I think I might have had a dream that I don’t remember, and then I woke up and the questioning feeling stayed with me but not the actual question that was in the dream. Or something.
So, in light of me not knowing what the question is but still requiring an answer, I’m going to make up some questions and you should answer some of them as best you can in the comments. If an answer satisfies me then I’m pretty positive my confusion will dissapate. Please? For my sanity. You love me, don’t you? For sure you do.
So, here we go:
- How many roads must a man walk down?
- Where is he going?
- Why isn’t he a woman?
- What happened to my watch?
- Why don’t I have enough t-shirts but still too many?
- Who are Mother Nature’s children?
- Do they have a father?
- Does Mother Nature get a Mother’s Day present?
- Why is KFC adverstising a Mother’s Day gift meal?
- Who are my friends?
- What is intimate about a kiss?
- How do you measure personality?
- Why can”t I fly?
- Can you own a rainbow?
- Where is the Bermuda Triangle?
- When can I see Avatar?
- Does love really trump hate?
- Will Mario ever die (that creepy old man is immortal)?
- How deeply can you pick your nose?
- What do I want to be when I grow up?
I think 20 questions are enough for you guys to deal with. Please answer a few! I need answers.
Live long and prosper (unless you’re Mario – geez, stop hitting on Princess Peach, she’s too young for you) -
xx
Za
