Hi, people. I have a very important announcement to make on this spectaaacular day, about CHAIN MAILS.

Now, we all know what chain mails are. They are those fuzzy, heart-warming emails that say stuff like “you are beautiful, never forget it”. And then, at the bottom of the email, it says that you have to send it on to 20 or more people so they can know that they are beautiful, and they know to never forget it. If you don’t send it on, you will be ugly. Or something.

Seriously, I swear I get at least one, sometimes two, chain mails EVERY DAY. The amount of times I’ve been told never to forget I’m loved, I will seriously NEVERRRR forget it. And, you know what? I never send chain mails on, and I never become uglier than I am before I got the email!

Chan mails clog up peoples inboxes and they don’t do anything. People, please, if you have ANY respect, please don’t send them on. Even if they have lovely messages. You could just tell me straight, and not with big colourful fonts, bright piccys, and a threat at the end.

Honestly.

Gotta go, you think about that for a while.