Brrr!

Talk about cold weather! It’s FREEZING! I’m so cold. Getting dressed in the morning sucks, which is why I’m sitting here, typing this, at 10:39 AM, in my PJs.My fingers are also numb, so please excuse any typos. It’s been freezing all week! Especially yesterday. I think it was supposed to get down to 0 degrees Celsius. Speaking of yesterday, yesterday was the weirdest day of school ever. First of all, in Geography, we had a mean substitute teacher who we’ve had a couple of times before. She looks like the Joker’s mother, except blonde.

Anyway, she gave us this sheet of paper which was an article out of The Times, and it was all about these two young guys, best mates, who got lost in the New Mexican Desert, and one killed the other. Depressing, huh. It was supposed to teach us what getting lost in the desert was like, but all it taught me was that if you ever get lost about half a km from your vehicle, do open your family-sized can of beans, do drink water out of the empty tin, and don’t write melodramatic diary entries in your notebook, which you could always use as toilet paper. Oh, and, on top of that, don’t kill your best friend when neither of you are anywhere near dying.

Then we had VA, in which our lovely teacher who I will miss greatly when we swap to doing TAS, showed us a video called “How Babies are Made”. It shocked me for a bit, but it was all right because it turned out that the guy in the video was just showing us how to wrap tape around a baby doll.

Then the highlight of the day, Science. In Science yesterday, we watched a documentary. Interesting, I hear you say. It was called “Sexual Encounters of the Floral Kind”.

We watched a plant porn video. Plant porn.

Seriously. In what kind of world do they teach kids about plant sex BEFORE they make us watch “Sexual Encounters of the HUMAN Kind”?

Geez.

OK, it’s unbearable now. I’m going back to bed to get warm.