Things
Posted by: Za on: July 3, 2009
Check this out. Me and my friend Katie have found a few of them around school, and they’re really nice. It’s such a good idea.
I’m so sleeeeeepy. I had the biggest arvo everrr and I’m really tired. It was fun. Things are going pretty well at school for me.
Anyways, this is my cousin Dan…
My mum took the photo. Isn’t he adorable? Aren’t you jealous?
He’s such a bubba.
Ugly
Posted by: Za on: July 2, 2009
Hi, people. I have a very important announcement to make on this spectaaacular day, about CHAIN MAILS.
Now, we all know what chain mails are. They are those fuzzy, heart-warming emails that say stuff like “you are beautiful, never forget it”. And then, at the bottom of the email, it says that you have to send it on to 20 or more people so they can know that they are beautiful, and they know to never forget it. If you don’t send it on, you will be ugly. Or something.
Seriously, I swear I get at least one, sometimes two, chain mails EVERY DAY. The amount of times I’ve been told never to forget I’m loved, I will seriously NEVERRRR forget it. And, you know what? I never send chain mails on, and I never become uglier than I am before I got the email!
Chan mails clog up peoples inboxes and they don’t do anything. People, please, if you have ANY respect, please don’t send them on. Even if they have lovely messages. You could just tell me straight, and not with big colourful fonts, bright piccys, and a threat at the end.
Honestly.
Gotta go, you think about that for a while.
Michael
Posted by: Za on: June 26, 2009
Sorry to say this, but I had to make an Official Statement (Official Statement has capital letters, if you didn’t notice. Also called an OS. Haha, new abbrev.!):
MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD.
“Pop icon Michael Jackson has died after suffering a cardiac arrest, the Los Angeles coroner has confirmed, sending shockwaves through the entertainment world,” says the Sydney Morning Herald says.
Time
Posted by: Za on: June 22, 2009
OK, so Little Miss AWESOME (um…) has asked me to talk about time wasting. Don’t get me started.
Oops, too late.
Basically, everybody knows that time wasting wastes time. People have different ideas about time wasting. Some people think that studying, reading, using the internet, using mobile phones, blogging is a waste of time. I don’t think so. I think doing maths and cross country/running in general is a waste of time. I don’t really see the point. I mean, come on, when in life will you have to run 5 kms over slightly hilly parkland? Never. There are other ways to keep fit. Like playing basketball, for instance. And also, you will N-E-V-E-R have to CONSTRUCT A NONAGON INSIDE A CIRCLE AND THEN MEASURE THE ANGLES OF YOUR CONSTRUCTION LINES. Ever. Even if you go into a career that invloves vast amounts of mathematics, unless you’re a maths teacher. Which is stupid, because you are then teaching kids about constructing a nonagon inside a circle, which they will never do unless they become a maths teacher.
Like I said before, some people think the internet is a waste of time. I disagree. A-DUH, there is SO much information on the internet. And fun things to do. And as long as parents manage internet time, children will NOT become scarred for life! Things also get done faster on the internet, like this, for instance. Writing this would take me so much longer if I was hand-writing it in a diary.
Geez.
OK, I’m done. What do you think about time wasting?
Friday
Posted by: Za on: June 19, 2009
Sorry that it’s Friday and this is the first post of the week. You guys must have been lonely without being able to listen to me drone on and on.
Some things of interest:
On Google’s Gmail, if you go to Labs, you can turn on loads of emoticons. Fun to play with.
Watch it all the way through. Very clever. And sweet.
You must be thinking, ‘wow, two videos in one post’ but it’s OK, you silly people. Why would you think that? It’s not like they play automatically or anything. This one’s “Break Even” by The Script. Thanks, Shaz, for sending.
Paperless Post is a cool website where you can send out online invites to parties or whatever. On my birthday I’m using it to send out invites. Plus, use the link, because if you use it, I get another 5 free stamps for every person who joins (It’s 10c per stamp, and you start with 25 free when you join).
xxxxx!
Brr!
Posted by: Za on: June 13, 2009
Brrr!
Talk about cold weather! It’s FREEZING! I’m so cold. Getting dressed in the morning sucks, which is why I’m sitting here, typing this, at 10:39 AM, in my PJs.My fingers are also numb, so please excuse any typos. It’s been freezing all week! Especially yesterday. I think it was supposed to get down to 0 degrees Celsius. Speaking of yesterday, yesterday was the weirdest day of school ever. First of all, in Geography, we had a mean substitute teacher who we’ve had a couple of times before. She looks like the Joker’s mother, except blonde.
Anyway, she gave us this sheet of paper which was an article out of The Times, and it was all about these two young guys, best mates, who got lost in the New Mexican Desert, and one killed the other. Depressing, huh. It was supposed to teach us what getting lost in the desert was like, but all it taught me was that if you ever get lost about half a km from your vehicle, do open your family-sized can of beans, do drink water out of the empty tin, and don’t write melodramatic diary entries in your notebook, which you could always use as toilet paper. Oh, and, on top of that, don’t kill your best friend when neither of you are anywhere near dying.
Then we had VA, in which our lovely teacher who I will miss greatly when we swap to doing TAS, showed us a video called “How Babies are Made”. It shocked me for a bit, but it was all right because it turned out that the guy in the video was just showing us how to wrap tape around a baby doll.
Then the highlight of the day, Science. In Science yesterday, we watched a documentary. Interesting, I hear you say. It was called “Sexual Encounters of the Floral Kind”.
We watched a plant porn video. Plant porn.
Seriously. In what kind of world do they teach kids about plant sex BEFORE they make us watch “Sexual Encounters of the HUMAN Kind”?
Geez.
OK, it’s unbearable now. I’m going back to bed to get warm.
Stuff
Posted by: Za on: June 6, 2009
Here’s some stuff:
- Alecia Moore rules
- P!nk rules
- Rove rules
- Spent most of yesterday watching P!nk videos
- Having bacon, eggs and English Muffins for breakfast. As in, now. I’ll be back!
- Back. yu-ummy brekky.
- I should prooobably keep doing my PE project about Gay Discrimination
- I had dinner out on Friday, yesterday and I get yum-cha today
- My nose hurts
- There’s a pimple on it
Good stuff. I’m also twittering a bit, but because my twitter is private my twitter widget didn’t work, so I had to take it off. 
Word to WordPress… get a hit counter widget. Blogger or Blogspot or whatever has one.
Oh, and also, Wing and anybody else who hasn’t seen Charlie the Unicorn one, two or three, here’s the first one:
Sorry this post was a bit random. I don’t have a lot to talk about these days.
Homework
Posted by: Za on: June 4, 2009
Having no homework is the best ever. Small brother agrees. Unfortunately, he actually has some.
ZOMG
Posted by: Za on: June 2, 2009
ZOMG!
MY MATHS TEACHER TAUGHT MY MOTHER IN HIGH SCHOOL!
ZOMG!
Best
Posted by: Za on: June 1, 2009
Today I had THE best day at school. Reasons:
- Period One – Music. I single-handedly (well, almost. Thie girl called Anika helped) led my team to victory in Dodge-clap! Don’t even ask. And we’re doing pitch work on Friday!
- Recess – Got Max by James Patterson from my friend. Great book, so far. I’m halfway through and (SPOILER ALERT!) -
MAX AND FANG KIIIIIIISSSS AGAAAAAIN AND SHE IS IN LUUUUUURVE WITH HIM AND ANGEL KNOWS!!!!!!
Anyway.
- Period Two – Got to test how many times I breathe in a minute lying down in Science. 26! That’s a lot!
- Period Three – Watched scary-but-cool DVDs of volcanoes, especially Mt St Helens in Geography.
- Lunch – Read Max. Then migrated to library to read Max.
- Period Four – English but we are doing film making! We went to the drama room and watched a short film and got homework which is watch TV.
- After school – Bus trip home, discovered that Nards’ VA teacher told her that she went well in the exam! Yay!
Gotta run. Shower. Love for lulz!
People who listened: